Linda's Limericks from Limerick, Ireland


There once were two friends on a trip

If you travel, they'll give you a tip:

Don't overpack

You can buy what you lack

Their luggage is going to rip.

 

There once were two ladies aflight

Their days were mixed up with their nights

They drank coffee all day

Which kept it that way

Awake at two a.m. such was their plight

 

There once were two gals from the states

They traveled abroad it was great.

They washed clothes in their tub

Then went to the pub

They clearly aren't shopping for mates.

 

There once were two chasing the sun

The goal to rest and to have lots of fun

They ate scones and drank cream

It was a beautiful thing

And rolled all the way home when were done.

Kristi Katz